chapter 28

Lizaveta walks up to God's house in heaven.

She uses the metal knocker. The knocker is hamster's nuts.

God comes to the door. It's an eight foot hamster.

"Hrrrff ff ffffff," says God.

Lizaveta says, "God is a hamster. God is an eight foot hamster."

God begins to nibble at Lizaveta's torso.

Lizaveta climbs God like a horse.

God runs around inside the house like a horse with Lizaveta on its back.

Lizaveta sees a painting of a blue whale, a painting of a battlefield of wild land hamsters fighting wild sea and air hamsters, and a painting of a baby jesus hamster.

God stops moving around and Lizaveta stands and looks at God's face.

God's face is scrunched up, it looks like he's about to shit.

God shits little hard hamster shits.

They look like small bowling balls.

Lizaveta sits down on a couch and watches.

Many shits come out.

Lizaveta keeps watching and then turns on the TV.

It is Wheel of Fortune.

Lizaveta likes Wheel of Fortune. She is happy.

Chapter 27.

Men come with machine guns.

The machine guns are pointed at Lizaveta's head.

Lizaveta looks up.

Lizaveta is not scared.

They notify Lizaveta that she is guilty.

That she is condemned.

Lizaveta is still not afraid.

They beat Lizaveta with clubs.

They sick wolves and rabid bunny rabbits on Lizaveta.

Lizaveta is still not scared.

They shock Lizaveta with tasers.

They spray her face with mace.

They put Lizaveta in a van and drive her to an unknown location.

On the way there fifteen men brutally gang rape Lizaveta.

They fuck her face, her twat and her asshole.

One soldier sticks his dick in Lizaveta's ear.

Her ear bleeds.

Lizaveta is still not afraid.

They bring Lizaveta into a building made of metal.

There are no windows to the building.

There are no doors either.

No one can get into the building.

And no one can get out.

All people and information are trapped inside the building.

There are snipers inside the building at the non-existent exits.

And there are snipers outside the building at the non-existent entrances.

Lizaveta is brought to a court room.

There is a judge and jury of her peers.

Lizaveta is not afraid.

The jury announces, "We find you guilty of not being afraid."

The judge announces the sentence, which is death.

Over six billion machine guns held by humans are pointed at Lizaveta's head and are fired.

Lizaveta dies not afraid.

The hamsters of the earth sing a song for Lizaveta.

Many hamster tears are shed.

The hamsters go to the metal building and retrieve Lizaveta's body.

The hamsters crying, moaning, bellowing bring Lizaveta's body back to the frozen tundra of Russia.

There are more tears.

Lizaveta's body is lit on fire.

The fire melts Lizaveta.

Her bones are left.

The hamsters make necklaces out of Lizaveta's bones.

chapter 26

Lizaveta is in a death match with Barack Obama.

Lizaveta wields a heavy axe at Barack Obama. Obama dodges and throws a shuriken. The shuriken strikes Lizaveta in the face. Lizaveta runs away very quickly and quietly. Into a forest.

In the forest she comes upon a magical glowing hamster.

"I grant you three wishes," says the hamster.

The hamster levitates.

"Okay, let me think a second, just wait a second," Lizaveta says.

The hamster keeps levitating higher. "Oh shit," the hamster says. It levitates faster and higher and then it is gone.

Lizaveta is alone. She had wanted to wish for a nose job or maybe braces to fix her teeth. "My teeth fucked up," Lizaveta thinks alone in the forest.

Chapter 25..

Lizaveta gets an apprenticeship as a shoe maker.

She makes shoes.

Big bright orange ones with tassels

and heart shaped dismal turds of HOBBIT LORE!!!

silver dandy legged spiders

arabesque drunk with high fever

eating mercury

a toad hops on the linoleum.

Spiders crawling, sounds like water droplets.

Bad music.

Lizaveta wakes up from nightmare.

Is in Nebraska.

Police talk of execution.

chapter 24

Lizaveta wakes up to five emails.

One email is from Jonathan. Jonathan says, "Meet me at the playground. I got those wet hamsters you wanted."

Lizaveta goes to the playground. There are ten kids there. Five black kids. Four mexicans. One asian. The asian kid is digging a hole. The mexicans are running around in a field. The blacks are playing soccer.

Lizaveta watches this. She sits down and watches this. She lays down and falls asleep.

Chapter 23.

In Dungeon

Hamsters chew on human bellies

defecate bubble gum.

Lizaveta listens to hamster speak.

"The booweevil ate all my crops."

Lizaveta stares.

Julio visits through mystic herb.

Julio says, "If someone visits you with a large gun and tells you to bend over and pay taxes and harbor terrorists and says things like, 'If only for that sandwich and milk I would have graduated college.' Don't let them in. They are evil."

Lizaveta listens.

Lizaveta eats a doughnut.

Old white men named Elijah, Toby, and Kevin come into the room. They tell Lizaveta they want to make a movie of her book.

Lizaveta says, "I didn't make no book."

Tobey says, "I want to ride a horse in your twat."

Elijah says, "I want to become real little and get a dumb haircut and curl up in your twat."

Kevin says, "Meg Ryan is the best actor of all time."

They give Lizaveta a recorder to play. She fingers it.

Lizaveta makes notes.

She plays Iron Man by Black Sabbath.